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AcRv The Traitor
Number of posts : 478 Age : 26 Registration date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:33 pm | |
| Too bad I'm the landlord. I evict you from the hill. | |
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Navarre
Number of posts : 272 Localisation : Ivalice Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:37 pm | |
| well ACRV i kinda own the land which the hill is on and you have not paid your lease. therefore i kick you out and take my hill | |
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1337ness_of_teh_n00b Admin
Number of posts : 1337 Age : 113 Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:46 pm | |
| Moves hill with a bulldozer to international waters, where Navarre and AcRv's contracts are invalid.
My floating hill, bitch. | |
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Cracked Atlas His Sexcellency
Number of posts : 1174 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-07-26
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:52 pm | |
| Leads a crew of pirates to board the hill. The pirates then sail off into the distance, keelhauling 1337ness as they do.
My floating hill. | |
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Orandulum Spurt Reynolds
Number of posts : 282 Localisation : Behind you Registration date : 2012-01-16
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:22 pm | |
| unfortunately your floating hill became grounded near the McNinja Residence. I call them in to kill you and your band of Pirates.
My Hill. | |
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Cracked Atlas His Sexcellency
Number of posts : 1174 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-07-26
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:09 pm | |
| KNIIIIFFFEEE EEEEYYYYEEE ATAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!
My hill. | |
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1337ness_of_teh_n00b Admin
Number of posts : 1337 Age : 113 Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:59 am | |
| ...
I was gonna claim the hill...
but I really don't wanna encounter that knife eye attack.
Cracked's hill. | |
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len8946
Number of posts : 13 Registration date : 2012-01-16
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:34 pm | |
| Is bored late at night so drops 10 tonne of bricks on Cracked and then make myself a castle.
My awesome castle hill. | |
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Melexiious The Fabulous
Number of posts : 762 Age : 28 Localisation : 5IXQ6f6eMxQ Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:06 pm | |
| Good thin cracked is out of the way, I'm still scared.
I hire a legionary of squid-human hybrids to storm your castle hill and destroy it and claim it as my hill. | |
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Navarre
Number of posts : 272 Localisation : Ivalice Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:27 pm | |
| i hire a flock of squid-human hybrid eating seagulls to eat your squid human hybrids. then i kick you off
MY HILL (ALL TRASSPASSERS WILL BE EATEN ON SITE) | |
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Melexiious The Fabulous
Number of posts : 762 Age : 28 Localisation : 5IXQ6f6eMxQ Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:27 pm | |
| I launch bacon at Navarre, and he dies due to heart failure.
My Hill | |
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AcRv The Traitor
Number of posts : 478 Age : 26 Registration date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:10 am | |
| I check my spells list for "summon bacon eating flying monster things", which try to eat the bacon, and end up eating you along with the bacon.
My Hill. | |
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Melexiious The Fabulous
Number of posts : 762 Age : 28 Localisation : 5IXQ6f6eMxQ Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:50 pm | |
| I mesmerise you with my signature gif, then I stab you in the back
My Hill. | |
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Cracked Atlas His Sexcellency
Number of posts : 1174 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-07-26
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:52 pm | |
| I cut off Beese's nipples, causing him to run, bleeding from the hill. My nipples... I mean hill. | |
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Melexiious The Fabulous
Number of posts : 762 Age : 28 Localisation : 5IXQ6f6eMxQ Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:10 pm | |
| I pull out a Solid G and start playing it, it's so awesome your face melts off.
My hill. | |
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Orandulum Spurt Reynolds
Number of posts : 282 Localisation : Behind you Registration date : 2012-01-16
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:33 pm | |
| I fly over the hill playing "Ride of the Valkyries" whilst I douse everything in Napalm.
MY BURNING HILL | |
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1337ness_of_teh_n00b Admin
Number of posts : 1337 Age : 113 Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:01 pm | |
| I freeze it. In gen one. With you on it.
MY PERMA-FROZEN HILL! | |
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Melexiious The Fabulous
Number of posts : 762 Age : 28 Localisation : 5IXQ6f6eMxQ Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:52 am | |
| I get a hair dryer and melt the ice, you drown in the water.
My Hill | |
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Orandulum Spurt Reynolds
Number of posts : 282 Localisation : Behind you Registration date : 2012-01-16
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:33 pm | |
| The GM decides that the presence of a large body of water allows me to cast "Summon Bigger Fish" which I do. Beese gets crushed by the fish and I become great friends with it.
My Hill. | |
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Melexiious The Fabulous
Number of posts : 762 Age : 28 Localisation : 5IXQ6f6eMxQ Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:36 pm | |
| Not that I need to explain myself but..
HHHYYYYPPPEEERRRRR--BBBBEEEEEAAAAAMMM!
My hill. | |
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1337ness_of_teh_n00b Admin
Number of posts : 1337 Age : 113 Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:48 pm | |
| Mwa-ha-ha
Focus Sash Endure Quick Attack
My Hill | |
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Cracked Atlas His Sexcellency
Number of posts : 1174 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-07-26
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:03 pm | |
| WOBBUFFET!
My hill. And I think that's enough Pokémon references for now. | |
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Navarre
Number of posts : 272 Localisation : Ivalice Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:24 pm | |
| i can't resist
SHEER COLD!!!!!!
My frozen hill | |
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Cracked Atlas His Sexcellency
Number of posts : 1174 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-07-26
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:25 pm | |
| It misses. So really you're just standing there, looking lame.
Still my hill. | |
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Navarre
Number of posts : 272 Localisation : Ivalice Registration date : 2012-01-15
| Subject: Re: King of the Hill Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:28 pm | |
| SHEER COLD SHEER COLD SHEER COLD SHEER COLD SHEER COLD
MY FROZEN HILL! | |
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