King of the Hill

Ten B-52 bombers, several hundred fire bombs and one significantly charred Navarre later...

My hill.

15 star destroyers later and some dusty remains of atlas.......

My Crater

I deliver pizza to you and you have to pay $3.50

My Hill

i don't give you a tip.

My Hill

I force you into a time loop of delivering the same pizza that Beese was delivering.

My Hill.

I make a bad reference to popular culture.

My Hill.

I defecate on your fez and dragon kick a baby into the necrosphere. I watch the resulting indy supernova from the love hotel on MY HILL

I petition to the government to add new laws of Violence against Fezzes, 3 years later it passes and you get put in prison, which is ironically build on MY HILL.

Three years pass.
You visit your prison and find that everyone living there is dead.
You find a note in my cell, attached to a pair of fluffy cufflinks. The cell is empty.
"Do you like applesauce?"
You go home.
You ponder this strange statement.

In the news, the next morning, you discover that there's been a military coup.
The broadcast primarily features pictures of me Safety Dancing over the dead president's corpse.
I declare war on all prisons.

Days later, I come to your house armed with a wrench.
I bash you to death, and eat your wife with my foot. (Giggity.)

I set off an atomic bomb in your prison.
I watch the green mushroom cloud from a Chevy. I eat a pot of applesauce, as I chuckle over your dead body, covieniently located in the cemetary ON MY HILL

I perform my peoples native dance, you die due to it's sheer power and sexiness.

My Hill

I reply to the right thread.

MY HILL.

I hack an admin's account and delete your post that was put in the right thread.

My hill.

Beese's penis.

My hill.

Vorsprung wrote:

Beese's penis.

My hill.

MY PENIS SHALL NOT BE USED TO ATTACK ACRV

I use my wild charms to lure in Vorsprung and then I tackle him to the ground, take of his clothes to reveal some kind of sexual leather then I shoot him out the nearest airlock.

My Hill

I don't post for weeks on end.

My hill... in a few weeks from now.

Little did Beese inow that I secretly enjoyed his charms, and I used that intimate moment to inseminate Beese's ear.

He dies due to overorgasmicization.

I mung his dead body ON MY HILL

i post a post with nothing in relation to beese's genitalia

My Holy Hill

What's wrong with Beese's genitalia?

I like to have 'em on my hill.

If you know what I mean.

I guess they'd look better on My Hill.

Just saying.

I edit Navarre's post

My Hill

-- 1337ness_of_teh_n00b's way of moderating a post because I'm not in the mood to read fights between Navarre and Mizicho.

Can I at least see what he said... For the lolz?

My hill.

Don't you fuck with me IRL mizicho. your a noob face it. your the hulk im the flash. i could easily beat you in a fight. you have no aim whatsoever and this was obvious because of your failed attempt to cheap shot me. i was in a corner and you missed instead kicking orandulum's bag which was way way away from me. 1337ness dont you dare edit this post.

My Hill

Lol.
Thanks for letting him post that L33t :D

My Hill.

Shit's crazy on my hill, dawg.

Because Orandulum messes up the site pasting when it appears on Vorsprung's iPad, Steve Jobs rises from the grave and garottes off his nuts with a pair of earphones.

My hill.